something witty
Lacey / 21 / Midwest

My daughter, boyfriend, and cat are everything.

fohk:

"If I’m going to burn down the cinema, which I am, we both know you’re not going to let me do it by myself. Because you love me. And I love you. And you’re the only person on this earth I can trust"
Inglourious Basterds (2009)Quentin Tarantino
hashtagpropaganja:

xXx

unclefather:

If you don’t eat pussy then what DO you do? Eat plain bread with no butter? Eat rocks and dirt?

(via makethatkittenpurr)

carapherxelia:

Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We're Goin Down - [video credit]
thecapacitytolove:

tattoosandbeyond:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful


Omg this.

BUT WHAT IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY LET GO